that in a speech, Prince Charles had used 61 words in one sentence.
Editor EDP.
Sixty-one words he says sixty-one words if he had read them or listened to them his brain would have been better employed than counting them how long have words been on ration and for a prince as well when were news-maungerers made the quartermasters them and their Israelis push bottles up Arabs are you not aloud to say serpently ‘til you can spell parmesian somedobby should tell that Mr Man that its not the yardidge but the messuage its no good unravelin moiles and moiles of newsprint to find it just constrains a little grammaroid of dampcomposing scalexiconstrictures yer man would have had James Joyce and Dylan Thomas stood in a ewerinal stall and stoned to death or more with frozen legs of mutton, and don’t be wastin another stamp Bill I’ve read ‘em both and staged ‘em and years and laughtears later I’m arrogaunt enough to pretend to the languish it’s the pleasure of pulling on a favourite garden woolly but I’d willingly die of fusiliers before I’d begrudge the darling man of 61 words and him with the same name as me Granfer and holy moly I didn’t deal in Behan so that’s over 200 Bill and sod the begrudgers for Brendan.
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It wasn’t printed.
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