Part One
Getting the Status on an even Quo 17
Extra Time each Way 21
Buffers Ahead 23
Relax- We aren’t There Yet 27
Is There an Alternative? 27
Back to the Plot 33
Stuff 35
Omnipresence 39
Communication 41
There’s More where That came from!43
The Big One 43
(Part One cont.)
Beyond the Buffers. T’s & C’s Apply 45
Peaceful Co-existence 47
Part Two
Reactions 52
Reception 52
Except by me 53
John the Surveyor 59
Ananias and Saphera are Dead 61
Render Unto Caesar 65
The Law 67
Winding Up the Winding Up 68
To the Setting Out of the Stall 69
Part Three
A Game Plan? 71
Lardy Cake 73
Gloria Barrett 75
Yer Actual Divertissement 84
The National Health Service 91
Some things get Better then Worse 95
Another Fine Mess you got Me Into 97
No Choice but to Strike 99
What Loonies are running the Bin 101
Swearing and Sex in the Media 103
What about Prayer? 107
Now let’s lift it with Something Arty 109
A Nice Read 113
Non Sequiteur, or ‘Did You want Me to open a Tin of Fruit?’ 113
Concerning Nine Bob Notes and Such 117
Rum, Sodomy and the Lash 121
Wass e Doin’? Who’s ‘e think ‘e is?
Bletherin’ on… 123
Entr’Acte 125
Advent 127
Last Post 127
A Whiff of a Long Gone Christmas 131
Last Post- Second Banner- 133
A Winter’s Tale 134
Firing step 139
FINIS Well nearly- 139
APPENDIX ONE 141
Spare end papers for notes 143
