Stuart Middlemiss, Accountant
26th Nov ’91.

Dear Stuart,
I was sorry to hear that your business is suffering (office phone No. unavailable). I was even sorrier that I heard it not from you, but from some miserable bugger in the North Norfolk Poll Tax Office, who is going to cut my benefit- worse than being cut to the quick- and you know what it’s like when your quick’s cut. Well if you don’t, you’ll find out, because if I don’t see two sets of accounts when I get home from my exhibition (30th Nov) I’ll cut yours off!

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